The RBS Blog site has obtained incriminating photos of Rocky "The Good Lookin" Long while allegedly paying off a gambling debt with one of his neighbors. As most of you know, gambling is strictly prohibited by the Commissioners. In addition, it appears that when completing the lawn mowing, Rocky made lewd body gestures with his hips in an act of defiance.
Kevin “Herbie Husker” Dunkley wrote --
Well…Well…Well… Look who lost a bet back in 1997 to neighbor “Herbie Husker” when the NEBRASKA HUSKERS met the UW Puppies. Your RBS Commissioner Rocky (who was still on his lips from the night before) had to mow my lawn in Nebraska colors. This was back when he really was goooooooood looooooooooking. Bull! Hope to see you all at the “Rocky Bowl Party” where the Big Red will tear apart the little puppies in what many agree has been a lame duck season. Ouch! Did I say duck? Love you Rocky….
The other 2 RBS commissioners (Doug & Jim) are taking this matter seriously and plan to rebuke the commissioner at tonight’s Rocky Bowl Party. They are reviewing the pictures &VHS tapes, taking statements from witnesses and collecting all relevant documentation (Cell Phone videos and Texting was not ubiquitous in 1997). If any long time Rocky Bowlers have details of this incident or any newbies that just want to speculate, please post your statements or comments to this blog. This will be taken care of publicly on this internet forum.
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I'll take the same bet in next year's Apple Cup. I would love to have a Husky mow my lawn wearing a Cougar Sweatshirt. Go Cougs! -- Barmaster
ReplyDeleteIt makes me sick to see such a Dawg fan stoop to the level of a Red "CornHoler" shirt. There must be some other way to repay a debt than wear such a nasty outfit like that! Rocky im not sure you will be forgiven for the actions taken against the Purple and Gold.
ReplyDelete"Hands up" Goodman