RBS Commissioner Violates Personal Conduct Policy ???

The RBS Blog site  has obtained incriminating photos of Rocky "The Good Lookin" Long while allegedly paying off a gambling debt with one of his neighbors.  As most of you know, gambling is strictly prohibited by the Commissioners.  In addition, it appears that when completing the lawn mowing, Rocky made lewd body gestures with his hips in an act of defiance.  

Kevin “Herbie Husker” Dunkley wrote --

Well…Well…Well… Look who lost a bet back in 1997 to neighbor “Herbie Husker” when the NEBRASKA HUSKERS met the UW Puppies. Your RBS Commissioner Rocky (who was still on his lips from the night before) had to mow my lawn in Nebraska colors. This was back when he really was goooooooood looooooooooking.  Bull! 

Hope to see you all at the “Rocky Bowl Party” where the Big Red will tear apart the little puppies in what many agree has been a lame duck season.  Ouch!  Did I say duck? Love you Rocky….

The other 2 RBS commissioners (Doug & Jim) are taking this matter seriously and plan to rebuke the commissioner at tonight’s  Rocky Bowl Party. They are reviewing the pictures &VHS tapes, taking statements from witnesses and collecting all relevant documentation (Cell Phone videos and Texting was not ubiquitous in 1997).  If any long time Rocky Bowlers have details of this incident or any newbies that just want to speculate, please post your statements or comments to this blog.  This will be taken care of publicly on this internet forum. 

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HELP save my marriage ...

The commissioners received this heart breaking story from a past Rocky Bowl Champions wife ...  Please help decide what to do with it by making suggestions on this Blog post.

Vicki “I get NO more champagne” Ritzinger (Kurt divorced me after this booboo so I must use my maiden name) (FKA, Vicki "Champagne SL_T" Schlicker) wrote -- 

So, what’s a girl supposed to do when she screws up when she sends in points for the wrong team for her better half?

Kurt totally picked NC State (17 pts) over West Virginia and I transposed that when I emailed his sheet.  As we were looking at the RockyBowl sheet this evening we noticed the oversight.  Help (he is currently not speaking to me)…..I will take a lie detector test and everything.  Wanna see his original sheet so you know I am not making this up? 

Have a heart, it is the Holiday season and all.  It truly was my mistake; I am not just being nice.  Thanks, I now have to sleep in the garage on a piece of cardboard with only a football for a pilow ... ... ... ...

RockyBowl Party

Rockybowlers --

It is time already for planning the Rocky Bowl party.  In just two days you will be dining on Steak, Caesar Salad, Hot Beans and more. As the games do start at 9am this day I will be serving coffee and baileys (thank you scott erickson) for the early arrivers and those coming by over their lunch breaks.  Dinner however will be served before the highlight game of the evening between the Barking Dawgs and the corn husking nebraskians. 

If you have been at the RB party before you know to dress VERY warm and bring your own adult beverage.  We will provide all the food and look forward to seeing you anytime during the day.  The third game of the day begins at 3:40 so lets say that is the official start of the party but I two of the three commissioners will be here all day. Come by to see who will be wearing the yellow jersey at the beginning of the day and who will leave the party wearing it as well as with the Bobby Breeze trophy and $50.00.

Please if you do plan on coming reply so i can plan on the amount of food.  Hope to see you all; and if not, hope you're enjoying the bowling.

PS.  We all regret that Commissioner Doug Greggory will not be at the party but will help bring the Dawgs home with the Holiday Bowl trophy, enjoy the game Blake, Doug and G Chick.

Goooooo Dawgs

4th and 17 ...

With one little “Hook and Lateral” play on 4^th and 17 with the game on the line with 1:00 remaining, Florida International got their first ever Bowl win. They join Boise State in College football and Rock Bowl lore.  Every year there is one game that defines the Mission of the Rocky Bowl.  This was the game for 2011.  With only 204 points on the line for an FIU win and 1170 points for a Toledo win, it had the makings of a game where you rooted against yourself (if you had small points); so as to enable you to make up Points Possible ground on those with big points on the same team.  Admit it, you were glued to the TV or Internet for this Little Caesars bowl in Detroit Michigan with two teams playing you have never watched or cared about.  You may have wondered when Florida International was founded and why they even have a football team.  You surely proclaimed “Holy Toledo” when the Rockets went for 2 instead of the Tie with 1:15 remaining (Rob Akkey would be proud).  You surely thought you had the points in the bank when they converted it.  But little ole Florida Int’l converted that 4^th and 17 and kicked the game winner as time ran out.   And the 3 Commissioners proclaimed, “That’s what the Rocky Bowl is all about”!!!  Damn we’re good …